π¨ BREAKING NEWS: MOUSSETRAP IN THE FARM HOUSE!!! π¨
π FarmLife WhatsApp Group Chat
Mouse: “GUYS!!! BIG PROBLEM!!! β οΈβ οΈβ οΈ The humans just bought a MOUSSETRAP!! Repeat: MOUSSETRAP!! π±”
Chicken: [Replies with a selfie] “Omg babes, that sounds seriousβ¦ for YOU. Anyway, just got my nails done π #CluckVibesOnly.”
Pig: “Oof. Thatβs rough, little man. But, likeβ¦ what do you want ME to do? Oink at it?”
Cow: “LMFAO πππ Iβm too BIG for a mousetrap, bro. Stay safe tho.”
Goat: [Left the group]
Mouse, now in full panic mode, updates his Instagram story:
πΈ Aesthetic pic of a cheese block with the caption:
“Not all cheese is worth it. Choose wisely. π§π #StayWoke #MouseLife”
That night, SNAP! The trap goes off.
Farmer’s wife, half-asleep, shuffles over to check. But guess what? The trap caught a venomous snakeβs tail! ππ€¬
Snake be like: “Oh, so we doing THIS now??” and immediately bites her. π¬
Now the real drama begins.
π FARM EMERGENCY SITUATION π
Farmer rushes his wife to the hospital. The local vet, who moonlights as a doctor on YouTube, prescribes chicken soup.
Chicken: “Waitβ¦ what? Nah fam, not meβ”
β‘Chicken has been removed from the farm (permanently). β‘
As the farmerβs wife gets worse, neighbours start visiting to βcheck inβ (but mostly to gossip). Farmer needs to feed them.
Pig: “No wayβ¦ NO WAYβ”
β‘Pig has been removed from the farm. β‘
Finally, the poor woman passes away (RIP, thoughts & prayers). The whole village shows up for the funeral. Whatβs on the menu?
π₯© Beef stew. π₯©
Cow: “Y’ALL AIN’T SERIOUS RIGHT NOWβ”
β‘Cow has been removed from the farm. β‘
π The Last Mouse Standing π
Meanwhile, Mouse watches all this unfold from a safe distance, sipping his tiny espresso. β
He updates the FarmLife group chat:
Mouse: “So yβall thought the mousetrap wasnβt your problem? π§π #Farmageddon”
Moral of the Story?
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Other people’s problems can quickly become YOUR problems.
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Ignoring someoneβs crisis doesnβt mean youβre safe.
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When the system starts taking people out, YOU COULD BE NEXT.
π Survival tip from Mouse: “Check on your small friends before life checks on you.”
