Ah, SEN parenting. A journey filled with love, advocacy, and an unholy amount of paperwork. You won’t find it in glossy parenting magazines, sandwiched between β€œ10 Easy Lunchbox Hacks” and β€œHow to Teach Your Toddler Mandarin Before Their Third Birthday.” Nope. It’s a world of hidden battles, quiet sacrifices, and hilarious, if not slightly tragic, realities that no one warns you about.

Let’s talk about them.

1. The Opportunity Cost of… Well, Having a Life.

When people talk about the cost of raising a child with special educational needs, they assume it’s about money. Therapy bills. Special equipment. Private tutors.

For me, it’s more of an opportunity cost.

Career progression? Stalled.

Leisure time? Stolen.

Missed work hours? The payslip will show you flames.

The ability to just pop out for a coffee without it requiring military-grade logistical planning? Gone.

While other parents are out there “networking” (read: schmoozing at fancy work events), I’m mastering the art of drafting a polite but firm email that essentially says, β€œExplain to me, like I’m five, why my child’s legally mandated support is still β€˜pending review’?”

2. The Emotional Gymnastics Routine

I don’t need a gym membershipβ€”I get a full workout from the emotional ups and downs of SEN parenting. One minute, I’m the proudest person alive because my child said a new word, or managed a whole day at school without a meltdown. The next, I’m fighting back tears in a meeting where professionals discuss my child like they’re a case study instead of a person I’d fight a bear for.

Oh, and let’s not forget the mental backflips required when people say, β€œI don’t know how you do it!”
Spoiler alert: I don’t. But quitting isn’t an option. So I just keep doing it, with a slightly unhinged smile and a caffeine dependency that’s getting out of hand.

3. The Social Life That Was

Remember those carefree days when your biggest weekend dilemma was deciding whether to hit the road for fun or binge-watch a series? Yeah. Neither do I.

Making plans now goes something like this:

Friend: β€œLet’s meet up this weekend!”

Me: β€œI’ll have to check the childcare situation, the energy levels, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.”

Friend: β€œWhat?”

Me: β€œNever mind. I’ll let you know by 2027.”

Even when I do make it out, I find myself having conversations where I try to explain EHCPs (Education, Health and Care Plans) to people who were just trying to enjoy their kombucha.

4. The Guilt That Never Sleeps

Did I push too hard? Did I not push hard enough? Should I be doing more therapy exercises at home? Am I being too serious? Am I taking this lightly?

SEN parenting is a masterclass in guilt. And let’s be honest, sometimes, I just want to park my child in front of Bluey and scroll mindlessly through my phone. Does that make me a bad parent? No. Will I still feel guilty about it? Absolutely.

5. The Small Wins That Are Actually Huge Wins

All jokes aside, there’s an unparalleled joy in SEN parenting that you just don’t get in standard-issue parenting.

When my child achieves something that others take for granted, whether it’s mastering a hi-five with his palm open, making eye contact, or finally using that ridiculously expensive sensory toy for something other than throwing, it’s like winning an Olympic gold medal. Except instead of standing on a podium, I’m probably ugly-crying in my kitchen.

So, What’s the Point?

The point is, SEN parenting is a mix of chaos, exhaustion, and absolute magic. It’s a life of unexpected challenges, ridiculous conversations, and victories that feel like miracles.

Would I trade it? No. Would I appreciate a nap? Yes.
And if you’re in the trenches with me, know this: You’re not alone. You’re doing great. And if all else fails, there’s always coffee. Or custard biscuits. Or both.